So, I’m cur­rently work­ing in Toronto for a week, stay­ing in a nice down­town hotel. Ima­gine my sur­prise when I opened by hotel room safe and found the fol­low­ing note:

“Bon­jour, or Hello

I’m a super genius that can read minds and look through walls. When I walked into this room I saw a door behind a wall and you’re the lucky star to enter this door after me. This door is the wall with the 3 pic­tures on it. This door lets you into your future and wealth. It will take you 3 days to get back. So extend your days of rent. If you had a great time read­ing this, which is just a funny joke … Sorry, but just to prac­tice my hand­writ­ing. Hope you didn’t call the front desk yet.”

The note was signed and dated, but I don’t want to put that up in public.

So, I’m offi­cially freaked out now — can’t look at that wall in the same light again!! I know it’s meant as a joke, but the hotel agree that this is one of the reas­ons that house­keep­ing should really check the hotel safe after someone checks out — who knows what could have been in it?